Old ladies with dodgy tickers
shouldn’t wear erotic knickers.
Bright pants can only put a strain
on the bloodflow to the brain.
Even if she’s unrequited
it doesn’t do to get excited
but … if opportunities flow
it’s not too bad a way to go,
after all, not much is said
of fancy underwear … when dead.


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